The Complaint Department
All grievances received. Some resolved, in a way.
press to file
🔒 all grievances stored locally • none forwarded to relevant parties • nothing resolved
Lost & Found
We catalogue the lost. Cataloguing is a kind of finding.
press to log it
🔒 all filings stored locally • nothing found • the record holds
The Appointment Desk
Reserve your place in the queue. No one will call your number, but you will have one.
press to request
🔒 requests stored locally • none confirmed • the queue remembers
Correspondence Bureau
Write to anyone, or no one. We will stamp it and keep it.
press to post
🔒 letters stored locally • none delivered • all preserved
The Waiting Room
There is no form. You are not required to do anything here.
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You may sit in the Building's waiting room.
No appointment is required. No appointment is offered.